Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Eastside to Wed

In a surprise announcement Ron and Fez sidekick Eastside Dave announced that he is planning his wedding day. This should be an interesting subject for future shows since the happy lovebirds have been dating for just one month.

Very recently Anthony Cumia of Opie and Anthony had been consoling a brokenhearted Eastside over his breakup with his longtime girlfriend. But Dave seems to have sprung back into action quickly.

You just can’t keep a good man down. Snake Oil Sam wishes the happy couple many years of marital bliss. The fact that Eastside Dave is himself a Roman Catholic and his intended a Jew doesn’t seem to be any obstacle for this couple.

The Ron and Fez show have arranged for a very special engagement a.k.a. bachelor party for the pair at a local strip club. A few loyal fans of the show will manage to get into the event which is by now already a sellout.

Fortunately for the crew many of the Ron and Fez girls will be very comfortable at the venue as they are very comfortable with the girls as well as the boys. Dave pledges to make this the very best free fm event ever.

Will Fez be next? He just might be as he has a keen interest in Dawn Cumia, Anthony’s sister. Springtime and love is in the air in New York City.

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