Sunday, April 13, 2008

Picatinny Arsenal Develops Anti Pussy Weapon

Apparently the U.S. Army has developed and successfully test fired a weapon designed to reduce the feline population. It has been reported that an experimental weapon had misfired at the Picatinny test range.

Why the U.S. Army would test fire a weapon in a fairly densely populated area of New Jersey is unclear however the military has a track record of screw ups in New Jersey. This past summer the military managed to start a forest fire which burned a considerable portion of the Pine lands.

Sometime before that an F-16 operated by the New Jersey National Guard managed to blast a few large caliber holes in the roof of an elementary school. Need I say Barney Fife? Sorry Andy, it won’t happen again.

But getting back to the little pussy it is fortunate that the ten year old girl who slept in the bed taken out by the anti pussy weapon was away at a slumber party. It is sad that she had to be told that her little kitten was sleeping with the fishes.

It is expected that the test range will do a safety check so as to not upset the residents of Jefferson Township in the future. It is also reported that Hilary Clinton has canceled her trip to Jefferson Township due to sniper fire.

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